Hello.
Is that Alice?
No, I think you've got the wrong number.
Well, what's your name?
This is Stacy.
Wh..? Who is this?
Hello.
Who is this?
- Hey, Mr. Wilson. - Hey, Dennis.
A.J. Charlie. Katherine.
A.J.
Charlie.
Andrew Joseph.
A.J.
Charlie? Katherine.
Hello.
Please stop calling me.
Wait. Let's see it.
- I'm winning you. - Come on, you guys.
Hello, sir.
We have a 44-year-old white female...
What's going on?
We were patrolling a block away when the call came.
- Who made the call? - I'm not sure, sir.
- Well, where did you find them? - Upstairs bedroom.
- Hey, Harv. - Hey, Hines. You're growing a beard.
- Yes, I am. - Makes you look...
Old and fat. I know, I've heard.
- Where am I going, Lewis? - Just around here, sir.
- What did the coroner say? - He's still here, wading through it all.
Wading through it all?
- You need gloves, sir? - Yeah. Give them to me.
That's a bedroom round to your left.
- What was the murder weapon? - That's just it.
What?
There wasn't one.
Nice, nice. Come on, get that.
Sorry, coach.
You're not concentrating, Jill.
You can make 24 seconds. We both know you can.
Just focus on something in the distance, and then...
Run for it like nothing else exists.
Right.
Okay. Good practice, ladies. Hit the showers.
- Hey, Jill. - Hey, Boom Boom.
I'm sorry, your service has been temporarily interrupted.
If this is an emergency, please dial 911.
Jill.
Come on, Jill. You just gonna ignore me forever?
Sounds good to me.
I tried to call you last night, but your cell phone was tweaked.
- We need to talk. - Bobby, we've talked.
Seventy-four minutes yesterday, 124 the day before...
...and 256 the day before that.
- Just hear me out. - I saw you with her.
Well, what else is there to discuss?
She kissed me. I keep telling you that.
- I barely even remember it, anyway. - Wait, so you let her kiss you.
- Please... - Later, Bobby.
Am I gonna see you tonight?
- Did you hang tough? - I hung.
I don't want you giving in to those blue eyes.
I'm not gonna give in.
You know, that's just the worst lion I've ever seen, I gotta tell you.
It's... I know.
So, what time are you picking us up tonight?
I'm not picking anyone up.
- What do you mean? - I'm grounded.
All because you went over your minutes?
- Yep. Thanks to that jerk. - I thought they were gonna wait...
...till after the bonfire. - So did I.
Hey, guys.
- Guys, this is so high school. - Scarlet, we're in high school.
Anyway, they're making me pay it off.
- Yeah, I have to babysit. Tonight. - Tonight?
Who needs some stupid bonfire party, anyway?
It's just a bunch of skanks and jerks acting like idiots, right?
So Mom was able to get the tickets.
I was kind of hoping they'd be sold-out.
Just be glad you're not going.
It's baroque chamber music.
Since the concert isn't over until after midnight...
...Dr. Mandrakis will drive you home, okay?
I could have at least driven myself, Dad.
Jill, you went over by 800 minutes.
Do you know how much that cost us?
- At least you could wait until after 8:00. - I know.
- I always do. - Except this time you didn't.
That's... That's not fair, Dad. You know why.
Sweetheart, I know. But still...
Wha..? So if I drove myself, you think I'd have just bailed and not shown up?
It's one month, Jill. No phone, no car.
Besides, I don't want you driving home alone this far so late at night.
Boy...
...they really live pretty far out here. - Yep.
- You gonna be okay out here alone? - Depends what they have TiVo-ed.
Guess I should have been a doctor.
Just think of this as learning responsibility.
Dad, I am responsible.
I mean, when it's not easy...
...when it's complicated, when it hurts. That's when it counts.
Call us if you need anything.
- You guys have fun. - Say it like you mean it.
Hi, I'm the babysitter.
Oh, right, yes. Come in.
I'm sorry to rush, but I think we're a little late.
Honey, have you seen the keys?
Don't yell. I just got the kids to sleep.
- Did you check the kitchen? - Yeah.
Well, try the office.
You must be Jill. I'm Kelly Mandrakis.
Nice to meet you both.
We were so thrilled to find a babysitter at the last minute.
You come highly recommended by the Thompsons.
Well, they're great.
If you can handle them, we're gonna be a cakewalk.
Yeah.
- Tim, keys? - Yeah.
Come on, I'll show you around.
The kitchen's back here.
That's Chester. He'll probably be there all night.
It's beautiful.
Bye, Chester.
Oh, you'll get used to that.
Here's a list of all the contact and emergency numbers you might need.
Our cell numbers. And that's the number of the restaurant.
Here's the phone. Don't hesitate to call us about anything.
Oh, and help yourself to anything in the fridge.
I remember babysitting. Food's the best part.
Oh, and if you hear any banging around upstairs, don't worry.
That's our live-in Rosa. She has a room on the third floor.
She sometimes leaves to go take care of her mother...
...who's been pretty sick recently.
- Your house is amazing. - Thank you.
Tim, have you seen my..?
Okay. Anything else, or are we done?
- The guesthouse? - Guesthouse.
Our son, who's in college, stays out there most weekends.
Not that he ever calls to let us know when he's coming.
You have a son in college?
From my first marriage.
Our dinner reservations are at 8...
...but we might catch a movie afterwards...
...which would put us home around midnight. Is that okay?
- That's fine. - Great.
- Okay. Anything else? All set? - The children?
First bedroom at the top of the landing.
They're getting over the flu.
We had a hard time getting them to sleep...
...so whatever you do, please, try not to wake them.
Oh, we have an alarm system.
I'll write the code down for you right here.
- You familiar with these? - Yes.
Okay, honey, let's go.
Bye.
- Just make yourself at home. - Okay.
Oh, thank you. I just bought them.
Hello?
Dr. Mandrakis?
Rosa?
Rosa, this is Jill the babysitter.
Hello.
Mandrakis residence.
Hello?
Chester.
What are the kids like?
I don't know. They were asleep when I got here.
And the house?
Pretty amazing.
You should see her closet. It's bigger than my room.
Food?
I haven't checked that out yet.
Good closet means good supplies.
Listen, I'm not sure if I should tell you this, but...
What?
The jerk called me.
He wants your number over there.
Well, did you give it to him?
No, because he'd call.
It's okay to give it to him.
I'm smelling weakness.
I'm not being weak.
Then why talk to him?
So I can just end this thing once and for all.
Well, that sounds convincing.
Come on, I got it.
The person you really should be talking to is Tiffany.
When are you heading over to the bonfire?
Nice subject change. I'm on my way now.
I wanna get a good seat before the jocks start streaking...
... like a pack of wild idiots.
Now you're really making me sad I'm missing it.
You want me to swing by first?
No, it's okay.
But give Bobby the number, all right?
- Don't say I didn't warn you. - Fine, I've been warned.
- Hello. - This is TTR Protection.
We just registered your alarm.
Is there an emergency, or do you need assistance?
No, not at all. I'm just the babysitter.
I think the maid set off the alarm.
May I have the password please?
Password? I only have a number.
I'll have to check with the Mandrakises to confirm your identity.
- What is your name? - Jill Johnson.
Okay, Miss Johnson, Mrs. Mandrakis confirmed.
- Good night. - Thank you.
Hello.
Hello, is somebody there?
Is everything okay? We just got a call from the alarm company.
Everything's fine. The alarm just went off.
I don't know how many times I've written the number down for Rosa.
- Did it wake the kids? - I don't think so.
They're still quiet. Do you want me to go check?
No, no. Trust me, you'd know if they were awake.
Okay. Well, good. Call if you need anything else.
Okay. Thank you.
Rosa.
Is everything okay?
Rosa.
Are you still here?
Hello.
Mandrakis residence.
Is everything okay?
Dr. Mandrakis?
Hello.
- Hello. - Hey.
- Who is this? - What are you wearing?
Combat boots and a parka, you jerk. Who is this?
Bobby, is this you?
Whoever this is, this isn't funny.
Yeah, it is.
Assholes.
Hello.
- My God, the look on your face. - What the hell are you doing here?
Oh, my God. Could this house be more awesome?
Tiffany, you don't just do this to people. Why didn't you call?
I just did.
- How did you get in? - The garage door is open.
What?
What's the big deal?
I've been getting really weird prank phone calls all night.
So then don't answer the phone. I'm sure they have voice mail.
- Well, maybe I'm expecting a call. - From Bobby?
- What's it to you? - Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because I'm your best friend.
It's a little hard to remember after what you did.
How many times do I have to say that I'm sorry? It was one kiss.
And besides, you know what tequila does to me.
Then don't drink.
- Fine, I'll try. - Face it, Tiffany...
...you've been crushing on Bobby ever since ninth grade.
Yeah, I have.
It's because he asked me out first. I was with him for one day...
...when he spotted you.
I never got my kiss, so I figured I had it coming to me.
Now we're even.
You know what? That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard.
Jill, I'm a bitch.
I know that, you know that, everybody knows that.
Let's go do a truce shot.
- I bet they have a killer bar. - You're quitting, remember?
Sherry, port. So, what about something real, people?
Voilą. Tequila.
Didn't we just talk about you not drinking, Tiffany?
- You were serious? - Okay. You gotta go...
...because I'm babysitting.
Okay, fine.
But at least come with me to the bonfire, just for a couple of hours.
I mean, the kids are asleep, right?
So you could just set the alarm and no one would ever know.
Kidding.
- Bye. - Bye.
Call me.
Shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, God.